Want to be an Author on Oppo?

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 06/12/2015 at 08:38 • Filed to: club openings

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ATTENTION ASSORTED WIENERS AND GONADS:

You want on Oppo? Can you even handle Oppo? If you think you’ve got what it takes (and some commenting history) drop me a line here and I’ll add you as an author between my sips of coffee and ignoring of my responsibilities at work.

ETA: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LITERALLY LEAVE A LINE IN YOUR REPLY I WILL GIVE YOU AUTHORSHIP JUST TO BAN YOU!!!

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:41

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Is this somehow different than just authorship? Is this being an actual featured writer here then?

jjhats > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:43

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one authorship privilege please

jjhats > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:44

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oppo isn’t letting mry replies go through. id like to author is you see this.....

georgechristensen > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:46

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Some authorship privileges would be great so here’s a line

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jjhats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/12/2015 at 08:47

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can you please add me too. oppo isn’t letting my replys go through im still grey.

jjhats > georgechristensen 06/12/2015 at 08:47

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can you add me to if you see this, my replys keep getting lost.....

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/12/2015 at 08:48

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No, this is regular authorship.

LongbowMkII > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:48

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Who do you talk to about press cars? Srs journalism time.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 06/12/2015 at 08:49

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Woohoo! Best username guy is here!

jjhats > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:55

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can I become an author?

64Mali > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:56

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I swear I just mentioned I had to wait for one of these posts to arrive to request authorship about 20 min ago... If I ask nicely can I tell the world about breaking Mazdas?

macanamera > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:56

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I was a respected member of my community, then I got authorship. Now I’m homeless, and I give Z-jobs for crack.

Authorship. Not even once.

JeepJeremy > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:56

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Do I have authorship? I like to comment but I have never made a post.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 08:57

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I think of myself as less an author, more an auteur . Or autist. Either or.

Smoggi - powered by 3 cylinders > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:00

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_______________________

Best line ever.

Party-vi > macanamera 06/12/2015 at 09:01

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I was going to ask what a Z-job is, but I figured if I had to ask I couldn’t afford it.

PatBateman > macanamera 06/12/2015 at 09:02

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Party-vi > LongbowMkII 06/12/2015 at 09:03

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NOBODY GETS PRESS CARS!

Seriously, Nobody gets them I think he worked out a deal with the manufacturers for internet points or something.

Party-vi > georgechristensen 06/12/2015 at 09:07

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I hate you. But you’re in.

505Turbeaux > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:07

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from the desk of 505

Party-vi > 64Mali 06/12/2015 at 09:08

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Added’d.

Party-vi > JeepJeremy 06/12/2015 at 09:08

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You apparently like Jeeps, so you’re in.

Jcarr > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:09

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Looks like the line for EIC of Jalopnik moves pretty fast, where do I sign up for that?

64Mali > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:10

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Its pretty easy, dress in a polo go to dealership, test drive and hope they don’t catch on.

Party-vi > Jcarr 06/12/2015 at 09:13

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You have to service Wert for 3 months before your name gets tossed in the hat.

X37.9XXS > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:14

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Challenge accepted

LongbowMkII > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:15

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So I need to turn in internet points to upgrade to Oppositelock Iridium? I’ve saved quite a few internet cookies over the years, are those acceptable?

Party-vi > X37.9XXS 06/12/2015 at 09:16

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I hate you so much. Welcome aboard.

Party-vi > LongbowMkII 06/12/2015 at 09:17

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We have discussed this previously. You fill a dufflebag with petty cash and I will take it and maybe get you like a 2014 Cruze to review.

Lekker > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:21

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What about if you revoke mine and give me that sweet sweet looking Alfa? lol jk. Seriously tho, I want that Alfa. What is it?

LongbowMkII > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:21

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Petty cash? I really don’t feel like converting to CAD....

Party-vi > Lekker 06/12/2015 at 09:27

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2010 Zagato Alfa Romeo TZ3 Corsa

uofime-2 > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:27

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Authorship please!

New account is not a burner, so I probably won’t loose access to it and have to ask again, probably.

SVTyler > Lekker 06/12/2015 at 09:30

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TZ3 Corsa, a one-off based on the 8C that a collector in Germany or something commissioned Zagato to build.

Lekker > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:31

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Lekker > SVTyler 06/12/2015 at 09:33

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It is honestly one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. Reminds me deeply of a TVR, which just tickles my fancy even more. Much better than the Disco Volante IMHO.

Wobbles the Mind > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:34

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Can I haz? Wobbles needs an outlet for his creativity!

Destructive Tester > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:42

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I’d be interested in contributing the occasional story about where my name came from...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:46

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505 - morphine not found > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:49

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hm. Three months? Could be worth it. After all, who on earth is going to hold me accountable over that, once I get my sweet almost-but-not-quite-three months of EIC seat time.

SVTyler > Lekker 06/12/2015 at 09:53

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I’m with you, I always thought the Disco Volante always looked like its designers were trying way too hard to make something beautiful and ended up overstyling it. The TZ3 just looks right, like it has the same kind of effortless grace as the the best classic sports cars of the 60s and 70s. Gorgeous thing.

chaozbandit > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 09:59

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Here’s the Thunderbirds drawing many lines. :)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 10:01

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yes please.

CB > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 10:02

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I have a joke with lines. And authorship. But I think the joke is more important.

So Johnny’s in senior year and prom is coming up. He’s had a crush on this cute girl, Sarah, for a while now, and he figures he should ask her to go with him. So he gets dressed up all fancy as one does, and stops at the grocery store on his lunch break. He goes to the florist, but there’s a huge lineup. So he gets to the back of the line and he waits and he waits and he waits until he gets to the front, and manages to snag some of the last roses at the store. He pays, and runs to get back to school, and barely makes it on time.

End of the day rolls around, Johnny asks Sarah out, and she says yes. To which he thinks “great, but now I have to get tickets”. So he goes to the booth at the school where they’re selling tickets and there’s a huge line. So he gets to the back of the line and he waits and he waits and he waits until he gets to the front, and buys the last two tickets to prom. “Gee”, Johnny thinks to himself, “I’m getting pretty lucky with this.”

So Johnny thinks for a bit: he’s got the tickets, but he wants them to show up to prom in style. And that’s when it clicks: a limo. He’ll rent a limo for them! So he goes to the limo place, but once again, there’s a huge line, since everyone apparently has the same idea. So he goes to the back of the line and he waits and he waits and he waits until he reaches the front of the line. There’s only one limo left for the night, and he books it. Everything is falling into place.

So a week or two passes, and the night of prom arrives. Johnny goes and picks up Sarah, they take photos with her parents, she’s impressed with the limo, it’s all good. They ride to prom, get there, spend a lot of time chatting and hanging out with people, when Sarah mentions that she’s thirsty, and wouldn’t mind a drink. Well, it’s high school, so their isn’t much to drink, besides punch, water, and juice. So Johnny says he’ll get them some punch, heads over to the punch bowl, and there’s no punch line.

RW Visuals > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 10:09

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Everyone has some witty lines, wish something came into my head. All I can say is I want authorship so I can post photos I took, do some write-ups and post videos that I have made for all the oppo-nuts to enjoy!

JeepJeremy > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 10:09

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That’s awesome. Oppo has helped me through the toughest time in my life this past year or so.

Party-vi > RW Visuals 06/12/2015 at 10:22

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Good enough. Also there’s a photography blog on here - I think it’s photography.kinja.com or something.

Party-vi > CB 06/12/2015 at 10:24

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ceanderson920 > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 10:24

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Can I get Authorship privileges?

Party-vi > pip bip - choose Corrour 06/12/2015 at 10:24

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okyou’reindon’tfuckitup

Party-vi > Destructive Tester 06/12/2015 at 10:25

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You’re in, but only because your avatar is a monkey fucking a football.

Party-vi > Lekker 06/12/2015 at 10:26

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YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH THE DISCO VOLANTE IS GORGEOUSNESS

Party-vi > Wobbles the Mind 06/12/2015 at 10:27

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You can ha ve . Ain’t no cheezburger shit ‘round here.

Party-vi > ceanderson920 06/12/2015 at 10:33

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UGH I guess so. You’re in.

ceanderson920 > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 10:42

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Thanks I promise I wont disappoint Mr. Biggums.

Lekker > SVTyler 06/12/2015 at 10:59

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It has all the right curves, not a single too few or too many. Talk about liking something you know you’ll never get to see in person, not to mention even sit in one.

Lekker > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:03

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Chuckles > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:25

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I’ve been lurking for maybe 6 months but only signed up in the last week. Not sure if I have the enough comment history yet, but have a picture of the MR2 I regret not buying for your time

bryan40oop > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:32

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Lines you say?

Party-vi > Chuckles 06/12/2015 at 11:33

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Bingo bango - you’re in.

Party-vi > bryan40oop 06/12/2015 at 11:35

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Boo and hiss.

bryan40oop > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:44

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I couldn’t contain myself! I even had to take my pants off....

BorkBorkBjork > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:53

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Here’s a few lines, am I doing this right?

Jaime Melon > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:56

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Hi Party-VI,
I would like to become an oppo-author because:
- I organise autocross events in Belgium
- I race in these events
- I take a lot of video during these events
- I’m an all-round car-lover all the way!

Thanks and see you around!

Jaime

YellowGoat > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 11:58

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I don’t comment as much as I should but I’m stuck at home with a broken ankle/leg so I have nothing else to do except watch car videos/Lemans and play Gran Turismo.

Party-vi > BorkBorkBjork 06/12/2015 at 12:22

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That’s a hell of a drug. Added.

Party-vi > Jaime Melon 06/12/2015 at 12:23

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Welcome aboard!

Party-vi > YellowGoat 06/12/2015 at 12:23

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I accept your Saab sob story. You’re in.

Destructive Tester > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 13:34

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Thanks! I’ll be doing some automotive maintenance in the near future so I might have a story or two on how fitting the avatar is.

Caspar Dioge > Lekker 06/12/2015 at 14:14

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means!!

Lekker > Caspar Dioge 06/12/2015 at 14:39

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And to which word do you refer to

Elkidmino > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 14:40

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Hi Party, long time reader, first time requestor. I would be honored to write for Oppo as a previous owner of a few Conquests, current owner of an El Camino and purveyor of all things odd in the automotive world. I may or may not work in the industry, but who doesn't these days...AMIRIGHT?!

Party-vi > Elkidmino 06/12/2015 at 14:42

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You’re in.

Elkidmino > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 14:43

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Yes! Ahem, where do I send the, um...compensation?

Party-vi > Elkidmino 06/12/2015 at 14:45

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Leave it under the bench at the park as always.

punkgoose17 > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 17:14

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Authorship would be much appreciated. I am usually not good with words, but sometimes my brain allows me to right. Also, I’d like to share the 1928 Indian Experimental Roadster

Party-vi > punkgoose17 06/12/2015 at 17:31

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Added mang.

brianbrannon > Party-vi 06/12/2015 at 19:10

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But, it's my only line

Party-vi > brianbrannon 06/12/2015 at 23:05

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And now you can have more - welcome aboard.

Nauraushaun > Party-vi 06/14/2015 at 04:42

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I’d like to be an Opper

handsoff > Party-vi 06/14/2015 at 12:45

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Would also like authorship. Shall I arrange your line on a mirror? Or a stripper's ass? Or?

Party-vi > Nauraushaun 06/14/2015 at 14:07

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Done

Party-vi > handsoff 06/14/2015 at 14:08

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Too gauche for my tastes, but you’re in.

vdubyajohn > Party-vi 06/14/2015 at 19:38

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I’ll give it a shot, if you’ll have me. Spotted this on Friday:

Party-vi > vdubyajohn 06/14/2015 at 23:46

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we shall have you - welcome aboard!

vdubyajohn > Party-vi 06/14/2015 at 23:47

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Thank you.

RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras" > Party-vi 06/15/2015 at 17:12

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I was a poster in the days of yore, back before all this Kinja business, when all we had to worry about was the dreaded server hamster known as “Nibbles”. *thousand yard stare*

Also, I race on Forza with Club Oppo (and once did with Group J), and I plan on Streaming our races in the future (you may have already seen my work here over the weekend).

It would definitely be a little easier to post streaming announcements and to coordinate Fourza races with an Oppo authorship.

Party-vi > RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras" 06/15/2015 at 17:27

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You’re in.

TheHondaBro > 64Mali 06/15/2015 at 19:17

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Goodbye credit score.

Spridget > Party-vi 06/17/2015 at 14:22

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I’ve been on LaLD for a while, and would be interested in authorship, or at least getting ungreyed. Have a mini for your time:

Party-vi > Spridget 06/17/2015 at 23:07

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Addeded’d. D.

Urambo Tauro > Party-vi 06/18/2015 at 13:07

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Would you count me in? I promise I’ll keep it decent. Not even a tan line...

Party-vi > Urambo Tauro 06/18/2015 at 13:29

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BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL SO MOTE IT BE!!!

Urambo Tauro > Party-vi 06/18/2015 at 13:31

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Thank you!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi 06/23/2015 at 14:08

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I hate to ask again to be an author, stupidly forgot to write down my key the first time and logged myself out (doh!)

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Party-vi 06/24/2015 at 00:20

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I’d love to get authorship privileges for those random times I have a few spare moments to try and post something meaningful or need to get some car-releated thing off my chest! As a proud Canadian, I’ll even through in an ‘eh’, eh? :P

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi 06/24/2015 at 08:23

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hello there

I ended up having to remake my account, stupid me forgot the key so i would like to be an author again. Thank you!

Party-vi > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 06/24/2015 at 23:15

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You’re in!

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/24/2015 at 23:16

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Bingo done.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Party-vi 06/24/2015 at 23:46

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Thanks mate! :)